Swamp Valley College:
1) It's just like High School, but you can't be suspended!
2) Unlimited Incompletes
3) The State helps pay
4) It beats working.
5) Our instructors were almost able to work in industry
6) Most of our PE instructors don't have records
7) Counseling from people so succesful that they ended up being counselors in a community college
8) Cafeteria food
9) The judge to give you probations, not a term.
10) Do you have any other plans?