SWAMP VALLEY COLLEGE
"Where the smart folks come to learn!"

This lovely view of the entrance gate to Swamp Valley College (Artist's rendition of completed "Swamp Valley 2010 Project) gives you some hint of the treasures that can be found within. Don't be intimidated by the big arch, the folks inside are friendly!!

LANGUAGE ARTS
MATHEMATICS

Communication as a Second Language: Just like mom said: "Shut up!"

Phonemics: Pure poetry for now people.

Shakespeare for Feminists: Strapping a dead white male to the canon

Whole Mathematics: After the tremendous success of our Whole Language courses (some students have taken English 1 as many as 7(!) times!), Newark PolyTechnic has decided to start a whole math course. Sign up early and often!

SOCIOLOGY

Stupidology: Your teachers were right along. You are stupid.
But it's good, its good!

Dystology: The study of why it all sucks.

Swamp Valley College is always happy to extend it's community education efforts. If you have any comments on the courses we offer, or any suggestions for additional course, please contact us here

Swamp Valley College's Mailing Adress is:
6663 Gunn Dr.
Oakland CA, 94611

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