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AND NOW, THE END IS HERE..... (email the scientist)

Alas! Alack! All my efforts were rendered useless by an oversight. I left the bones out in the bucket and something or someone got into the bucket and had a go at the pieces. What was left over isn't even really worth looking at, so here's a picture:

 

It hurts me to dedicate so much of my life to a project and have nothing come of it. Worse? The Jindo has now been returned to its owner's house, so I no longer have a trained killer at hand.

But I am not daunted and will continue with my research. Perhaps someday you will meet me as I do my research. I'll be the guy who smells like a can of tuna fish and is wandering around muttering "here kitty, kitty, kitty. Here kitty!"

 

Some Rubrics By Which we can Judge the Hideosity of The Project
Smell: Defeat! The smell of defeat in my nostrils!

Consistency: Dust in the wind! Everything is dust in the wind.

Visual Appeal:
Looks like something you'd top a cereal with.

Shrinkage: Grandma in about 100 years

 

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