The Writing is on the Wall...

More delicious scrawlings on the bathroom walls of Swamp Valley College. This time in the form of questions..

1st -- "How Can I be Gay?"

I was halfway through a list of qualifying appalling sexual practices and darling grooming tips before I realized the question was more philosophical than practical.

2nd -- "Denali - Where dyslexics go to hide from their alcoholism."

That took me a second to figure out.

Below that someone had written, "Is that you? Daniel?"

which took me even longer to figure out (hint: think anagram)

3rd - Why is Islam the only religion that wants suicide in this life and the virgins in the next one?

I can't say I know the answer to that.

Classic Men's Room Poetry...

Ladies and Gentlemen...

the walls of the men's room at Swamp Valley College:

Who the heck is what I am
And how now then were you
Where are we at when we're around
And what then would we do

How could we do the things we be
Be what we might have been
Which never did we ever plan
To not repeat - repeat - again

Or randomly to plan the things
That come round the going bend
Away from here and never there
Where reception is to send

And when the who was ever I
and where be when I'm gone
To whom and how and other lies
That linger on and on.

And WTF is how and why,
and who cares how it ends
Where never ever is in everland .......
oh... right.. who cares how it ends?