Best Punk Lyrics by non-Punk Band. Duh...TOOL!

Fuck L Ron Hubbard and / Fuck all his clones.
Fuck all these gun-toting / Hip gangster wannabes.

Learn to swim.

Fuck retro anything/ Fuck your tattoos.
Fuck all you junkies and Fuck your short memory.

Learn to swim.

Fuck smiley glad-hands / With hidden agendas.
Fuck these dysfunctional / Insecure actresses.

Learn to swim.

Cuz I'm praying for rain / And I'm praying for tidal waves / I wanna see the ground give way.

right here, baby!