America's National Nightmare Extends to District 5 in Placer County.

Where tree-hugging moonbat, goth, satan-worshipper and possible vegan Jennifer Montgomery has somehow unseated Bruce Kranz. Montgomery's hippie-coven of unwashed worshippers celebrated the victory by sacrificing innocent Christian babies and drinking their blood under the watchful eyes of international Jewry who had stopped by after a busy day sabotaging the world economy and before their dinner of the spleens of martyrs.

Back to my nap.