Sunday, June 01, 2008

Why I Left..

EIWME notes (regarding his own departure):

If you’re ever feeling down or unappreciated, here’s what you do: tell all your friends you’re moving in a few week’s time. If you have friends that are worth a damn in the first place, they’ll band together, keep getting you drunk night after night, and make you wonder why you’re ever moving in the first place.

(But the female friends won’t sleep with you. No matter how much you beg and plead.....
And the last part is true for certain. But I didn't have one goddamned friend (maybe BKF?) who kept me drunk night after night.

My friend's all said goodbye in the only Korean they knew, "sayonara."

Bastards!

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4 Comments:

  • Friends?
    You mean all the people you turned your back on so many years ago? You ought to title that one "Crocodile tears." No wonder you were such a good Paid Liar.

    Besides, ol' Jason is 28. Let's see if he gets such a send off when he's 48.. if he lives that long.

    -AF

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:00 AM  

  • I planned for the drinks, but you were too busy, going to bars with your co-workers.

    I don't know why...but I just had a thought of driving up to Alpine road off 280 for that deliciously greasy hamburgers and beer...

    BKF

    By Blogger Eddie, at 1:55 AM  

  • Nice! Let me know and I'll join you. :-p

    -AF

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:24 PM  

  • When I get back, first place we go...
    MAF, BKF, JAE if she can make it...

    Unless any of those are the people I "turned my back on?" LOL....

    By Blogger rwellor, at 8:30 PM  

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