God Loves the Drunkard, but Hates the Indian
It's not like I should go out and purchase beer, mmmmmm.. delicious beer(!)... on a weeknight, but there I was at the SnakeWay purchasing two large flagons of some Canadian import.
And Gawd shined on me. As I walked out I saw the evilest thing in the world.
Eviler than a Hummer.
A Hummer stretch-limo.
In this case stretched out over the curb protecting the in-lot shopping cart depository. And I mean hung up on it. Dude driving it kept trying to get off the curb-island and the noise was shocking and quite evocative of destruction. A special moment - me, there, completely enjoying the pain of someone else who quite clearly deserved it. I bet the Germans have a word for that. They have a word for everything.
Sadly, since the BAG lost my little camera, I didn't a way to catch a picture of the thing.
Still, it (and the beers) have kept me warm here in Big City, this fine evening.
Hummers and their drivers... swine...
And Gawd shined on me. As I walked out I saw the evilest thing in the world.
Eviler than a Hummer.
A Hummer stretch-limo.
In this case stretched out over the curb protecting the in-lot shopping cart depository. And I mean hung up on it. Dude driving it kept trying to get off the curb-island and the noise was shocking and quite evocative of destruction. A special moment - me, there, completely enjoying the pain of someone else who quite clearly deserved it. I bet the Germans have a word for that. They have a word for everything.
Sadly, since the BAG lost my little camera, I didn't a way to catch a picture of the thing.
Still, it (and the beers) have kept me warm here in Big City, this fine evening.
Hummers and their drivers... swine...

1 Comments:
I love the smell of schaudenfreude in the morning! It smells like--victory!
yer sis
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